The Turd and the Fief at the Port
I was hanging out in some local KTV bar when James called me over for a drink at some bar in Fort Bonifacio in Guadalupe. Luckily I had a bottle of GSM whisky along with me which Peter gave in exchange for some favors. 
A few swigs of it was enough for me to last the whole night. One wouldn’t notice it’s scent after taking a shot, it’s tase was quite mild, though it had a kick to it, somewhat similar to the Jacks I had late last and early this year.
Anyway, as usual, I swigged shots at the parking lot where I had the whiskey stashed inside the car, at the same time washed each shot with some beer the place had. I was on my third botlle of beer and already had like eight shots of whiskey when James SMS’ed me about his plans of abusing my liver and kidneys in exchange for the escort service he had running late that evening.
A friend of ours, Precious asked us out. I guess she was kind of sick and tired of the same old beautiful faces and her glamorous friends. She was a cool girl though. I was suprised that she’d even remember someone like me, knowing her crowd and everything. Anyways, she had a broken hearted lady friend (I didn’t quite catch her name) who needed some air.
As I waited, I finished off my last beer promo bottle and last swig of whisky and drove off. We met at a nearby gasoline station, left my car and hitched a ride with James and company.
I rarely cross the boundary between Metro Manila and Makati City, well this was the first time this year.
Luckily I had worn a decent set of clothes, enough to get me in those much talked about classy bars we had just entered.
We had our earwax atomized as we listened to some DJ mixes in some Indian motif bar. Groups of ex-pat kids of different races, Fil-Am boys & gals, Hip-hop wannabes, yuppies, rich kids and a few prime time pop celebs hipped and hopped around the venue as we hung around and sipped on a couple of free paid local light beer. After downing a few bottles we bounced and headed for the next bar.
It was fun watching the rigor mortis at the next bar. It was there where Precious cordially introduced us to some people such as, not to mention, the local sex godesses Gwen. 
Who by the way danced sexily that night. What a sight! We also had a few beers here and there as Precious danced around with her beautiful lady friends. We really enjoyed watching them grind.
I was like so unused to the type of crowd that was amidst us that I really had to go to the comfort room every now and then to aid my semi-claustro-agoraphobic attacks. Well as you know I’m not really into disco, trance music lounges. Anyway, the drinks and chicks rocked!
To Precious and James for their undying suprise parties and special thanks to Peter for the liquor which fueled the party…RACCOON!!!
James e-mail: senser1012@yahoo.com
Peter e-mail: firedragon718@yahoo.com
